Tuesday, January 08, 2008

And now a word from our contestants...


Mitt Romney:
I'm in. No, I'm out. No, I'm in, I've had a change of heart.

Rudy Giuliani: Not 9-11 worried 9-11 because 9-11 we'll 9-11 get 9-11 them 9-11 in 9-11 Florida ...

Mike Huckabee: I'm coming in third in New Hampshire? Praise the Lord. And you over there, straighten that bookshelf.

John McCain: !!$#@!!! whippersnappers.

Fred Thompson: Zzzzz.

Hillary Clinton: Shit. Bill? Shit. Do I cry yet, or is that scheduled for tomorrow?

Barack Obama: You'll get no details from me, but don't I look great saying that? Yeaah!

John Edwards: Grrr!

Joe Biden: Hey, I was right about Rudy at least.

Ron Paul to Dennis Kucinich: Had enough? Good, Deep Space Nine is on, and I've got some beer in the fridge.